Imagine Cas and Dean at a bar somewhere and some chick starts making a move on Cas and naturally Cas is all
And Dean is just
Cas you’ve been on Earth a while you know damn well she wants the sex with you
But this girl will not stop ’cause she a lil drunk and Dean is all
Why will she not go away
And even Sam is getting sick of it
And finally Dean just says “Sorry to disappoint you lady, but he’s taken”
And Sam mutters “Yeah by you”
Dean looks at him like this
But Cas just
And then the woman turns into Gabriel who yells “I FUCKING CALLED IT” and a bunch of angels appear out of nowhere and everyone starts cashing in their bets as Cas zaps Dean the fuck out of even before Dean tells him to because he knows how embarrassed Dean will be since “no one was supposed to know about that” and they just leave Sam there laughing his ass off
This post got really weird really fast
"How much is the pool up to?"
Your faces are perfect.